Static Moss

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From the "The Talent Search, part 1" episode (21 Sep. 1987) of animated television series Jem. An unnamed (but very unpleasant) female competing to be Jem's new drummer brags that she's played with this band. Her attitude gets her booted from the competition.

"I've played with Static Moss, The Big Apes, and The Nasties. Who've you played with?!"

"I... I play in my garage."

"What's a crummy amateur like you doing here? You must be here to make the contest look good. Ha! What a joke."

(cries, runs away)