Sgt. Blind Kiwi Tarzan
MTV's po-mo sock puppets, The Sifl & Olly Show, held their First Annual Sifl & Olly Show Battle of the Bands in the 01/12/1999 episode.
Second up was this hairy, sunglassed puppet with a throaty blues voice singing an adult contemporary style song full of bizarre imagery: "I'm your greasy tiger lover, I'm fifty bucks worth of waffles,I'm your beefy tender serpent, I'm your ravioli ancient man, I'm your sexy Chinese dentist, I'll meet you at tooth hurty."
Apparently he's only 10 years old. The show is the brainchild of Matt Crocco and Liam Lynch who do the voices and compose and record the music.