Rock-Hard Rod

Atlantic City nightclub singer in the 2024 comedy film Ricky Stanicky. Rod (full name Rod Rimestead) specializes in parody songs focusing on masturbation. Sample lyrics for his "Whip It" parody:

Grab that stick
Lube your hand with spit
Lay down on your back
Now it's time to whack
When a boner comes along
You must grip it
To make the cream come out your dong
Just unzip it.

Played by John Cena.