Johnny and the Contusions

Bar band that gets a cruise ship gig in the 2002 novel Tricky Business, by humor columnist Dave Barry. They were formerly known as Arrival.

Lineup: Wally Hartley, Ted, Jock, and yes, Johnny. They cover "I Want Your Sex Pootie" by The Seminal Fluids.

At the end of the novel, the band becomes The Cosines.