H. Jones Chelmin and His Eagle-High Five

Fictional jazz band from the oddball 1945 novel The Memoirs of a Shy Pornographer by Kenneth Patchen.

The band's song is "Well, It Was So Lonesome I Cried."

The band is mixed in a list with other, real and fake jazz bands and the list described as: "These are the disks you'll have to get if you want a basic jazz library," by one Milen Berg.