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Decent gastropoidal pun on real long-time bandleader and accordionist [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Welk Lawrence Welk] (1903–1992). | Decent gastropoidal pun on real long-time bandleader and accordionist [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Welk Lawrence Welk] (1903–1992). | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
| − | *[[Perry Coma]] | + | * [[Perry Coma]] |
| − | *[[Guy Lumbago]] | + | * [[Guy Lumbago]] |
| − | *[[The Babbling Baboons]] | + | * [[The Babbling Baboons]] |
| − | *[[Tommy Dorsal]] | + | * [[Tommy Dorsal]] |
| − | ==External | + | ==External links== |
| − | *[https://archive.org/details/scubapro-diving-and-snorkeling-magazine-1989-fall/page/n17 Fall 1989 issue of ''SCUBAPRO Diving and Snorkeling''] | + | * [https://archive.org/details/scubapro-diving-and-snorkeling-magazine-1989-fall/page/n17 Fall 1989 issue of ''SCUBAPRO Diving and Snorkeling''] |
| − | * | + | * https://www.carollummus.com/Attic/Lawrence.jpg |
| − | *https://web.archive.org/web/20140718192808/http://bizarrocomics.com/2013/02/09/baby-snail-drown-balls-bra-slavery/ | + | * https://web.archive.org/web/20140718192808/http://bizarrocomics.com/2013/02/09/baby-snail-drown-balls-bra-slavery/ |
[[Category:1989|Whelk, Lawrence]] | [[Category:1989|Whelk, Lawrence]] | ||
Latest revision as of 04:39, 8 June 2025
Decent gastropoidal pun on real long-time bandleader and accordionist Lawrence Welk (1903–1992).
1989
The joke's got to have been around for some time, but the earliest use I can find is 1989, from the pun-stuffed, noir parody short story "Gone Fission," by Gary Gentile, in the Fall 1989 issue of SCUBAPRO Diving and Snorkeling magazine.
Just then the band struck up a number. It was a sea chantey. According to the playbill on the drum fish, the lead sinker was a gastropod named Lawrence Whelk. He was accompanied by a quick picking guitarfish, a fiddler crab whose apron was on crooked, and a striped bass who was actually a tenor.
They played a lively tuna.
1997
The joke was part of the title of a 1997 art print by Carol Lummus: "Saturday Night with Lawrence Whelk."
2013
Cartoonist Dan Piraro used the gag in his Bizarro comic strip of Feb. 5, 2013.
