Joanie and the Slashettes

In a two-part Married with Children episode, teen Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate) gets her Chicago public access trash-talking discussion show, Vital Social Issues 'n' Stuff with Kelly picked up by a network.

Her house band Joanie and the Slashettes, are transformed by the network this besweatered, long skirted accordion trio, whose single-word song is "milk!"

Then the show gets cancelled. Alas, not lowbrow Fox sitcom Married With Children, but Vital Social Issues 'n' Stuff with Kelly.