Alphie and Bibi

Sweet, innocent folkie duo who would have all-American good looks, if they weren't from Moosejaw, Canada. They play the WorldVision Song Festival in the craptacular spectacle that is the 1980 movie The Apple. Set in 1994, Bibi Phillips (Catherine Mary Stewart) is quickly corrupted by evil rock svengali Mr. Boogalow (Vladek Sheybal) and turned into a glam rock bitch queen. But suspicious Alphie (George Gilmore) refuses to sell out and sign up, and so hits skid row, getting beat up and worked over by Boogalow's minions. See also Dandi and Pandi.