Stan Link

Successful fifties rocker dead by 1967 from the 1989 film Rock and the Money Hungry Party Girls. His gilded nose hairs were one of the most popular exhibits at the Rock of Ages museum until they were stolen.

After success, he went into seclusion at the height of his fame with pregnant girlfriend Brenda Gatland (Judi M. Durand) and a bunch of unpublished songs. He also ballooned up in weight, a la Elvis.

Played by Brian Stox.