The Polyesters

A cappella quintet playing the grand opening of the sketch and restaurant "3-D House of Beef" (11 December 1981) on the sketch comedy television series SCTV. They open for real singer James Ingram.

They sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," "Dreams," and "One Note Samba." Described as Count Floyd's (Joe Flaherty) cousins, they get booed and Floyd yanks them offstage.

Played by Juul Haalmeyer, Rick Moranis, Catherine O'Hara, Dick Blasucci, and ?.