Marzipan

From web comic Homestar Runner (200?). As cartoon character Marzipan says, "I'm the only girl." She's Homestar's girlfriend, mainly due to a sad process of elimination that makes his dimwitted clumsiness look downright charming compared to the flaws of every other male on the site. A sensitive, acoustic-guitar playing folkie, she rocks out on "Oh Yeah Yeah" and folks out on "Sensitive to Bees" on the site's 2003 CD Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.