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The No Talent Ass Clowns

http://www.thenotalentassclowns.com

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Formed in 1995, this world-famous heavy metal band is known for its signature tune, Blow Chunks Ballet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8pPtYepzTE). Front man Lars Gunblade has caused controversy by tasing concertgoers from the stage, getting hundreds of groupies pregnant and faking the band's death in February 2011. Also in the band are Vas Defrens (guitar), Tarquin Chard (bass) and Joey Van Dundro (drums). The blog (http://www.thenotalentassclowns.com/?page_id=119) on their web site chronicles their various seamy exploits and strange touring venues, including Consumption Auditorium (which still hasn't been condemned).