The Rocklopedia Fakebandica now has a podcast.
Listen now!
Joanie and the Slashettes
From Rocklopedia Fakebandica
Jump to navigationJump to searchIn a two-part Married with Children episode, teen Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate) gets her Chicago public access trash-talking discussion show, Vital Social Issues 'n' Stuff with Kelly picked up by a network.
Her network show's house band is this trio of leather-clad, guitar wielding rock chicks who sing a song whose entire lyric is "sex." Later, the network ruins the show by remaking it into 1950s niceness and the band is transformed into Joanie and the Hepcats, whose single-word song is now "milk!"
Then the show gets cancelled. Alas, not lowbrow Fox sitcom Married With Children, but Vital Social Issues 'n' Stuff with Kelly.