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In a two-part ''[http://us.imdb.com/Title?0092400 Married with Children]'' episode, teen Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate) gets her Chicago public access trash-talking discussion show, ''Vital Social Issues 'n' Stuff with Kelly'' picked up by a network.  
 
In a two-part ''[http://us.imdb.com/Title?0092400 Married with Children]'' episode, teen Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate) gets her Chicago public access trash-talking discussion show, ''Vital Social Issues 'n' Stuff with Kelly'' picked up by a network.  
  
Her network show's house band is this trio of leather-clad, guitar wielding rock chicks who sing a song whose entire lyric is "sex." Later, the network ruins the show by remaking it into 1950s niceness and the band is transformed into three besweatered, long skirted accordionists, [[Joanie and the Hepcats]], whose single-word song is now "milk!" Then the show gets cancelled. Alas, not lowbrow Fox sitcom ''Married With Children'', but ''Vital Social Issues 'n' Stuff with Kelly''.
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Her house band [[Joanie and the Slashettes]], are transformed by the network this besweatered, long skirted accordion trio, whose single-word song is "milk!"  
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Then the show gets cancelled. Alas, not lowbrow Fox sitcom ''Married With Children'', but ''Vital Social Issues 'n' Stuff with Kelly''.
  
 
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[[Category:Married... with Children]]

Revision as of 09:41, 15 September 2017

In a two-part Married with Children episode, teen Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate) gets her Chicago public access trash-talking discussion show, Vital Social Issues 'n' Stuff with Kelly picked up by a network.

Her house band Joanie and the Slashettes, are transformed by the network this besweatered, long skirted accordion trio, whose single-word song is "milk!"

Then the show gets cancelled. Alas, not lowbrow Fox sitcom Married With Children, but Vital Social Issues 'n' Stuff with Kelly.